From The View Of The Onlooker- Top 10 Greatest Bosses (2)

Part 2


5. Sword and Axe, from Prince Of Persia 3



Now heres two bosses that quite frankly…are extremely annoying

Now let me go on record by saying that, while sands of time is good, the sequels are amazing. Seriously, they’re some of my favorite games of all time…just saying

But these two just appear out of nowhere after you’ve completed one of the most crippled ‘driving stages’ of all time, and then…you’re f**ked

These two are incredibly hard…I mean, really hard. These two do not f**k about, they can just…decimate you. Hell’, it took me 2 years after I got this game before I could kill them…even with an online strategy, but it was well worth it…oh yes, it was.

If one of them isn’t fighting you, then be sure the other one is charging up an attack, because you cant pay attention to both of them, and that is why they’re such A-holes. Plus it’ll take you a while before your realize the proper strategy, because the rest of the game is basically A button abuse. But they do earn a respect from me, as they are certainly memorable to me

Sword and Axe; the world’s best partners…and biggest a**holes…well, maybe not

Battle Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlKaW1UB7PY


4. Psycho Mantis, from Metal Gear



Individuality is something to be praised and respected…everyone knows this. But sometimes, there can be something so unique…that it breaks the laws of…whatever its in.

This is obviously Psycho Mantis’s description, because if this top 10 was based upon uniqueness, this guy would be in a class of his own.

Now you’re thinking; hey this guy just looks like something from a zombie game. How is he unique?

Well, that depends…do you think the rape of the fourth wall of gamer-dom is unique enough

This guy demolishes the fourth wall completely; brick by brick. How, well when you first fight him, he will read your game card and see all the games you have played data, which is slightly disturbing. Following that, he will make your controller vibrate for no reason whatsoever, and eventually he will lock your controller, making you incapable of moving or doing anything.

Jesus…I mean…what the hell?

But get this, the way to solve this is…plugging your controller into the second port. Ain’t that an completely obvious tactic, I sure would be able to figure that out :)

GODAMNIT, WHY’D THEY DO THAT

I mean, what if you don’t have a second controller port. I know the chances of that happening are like 1 in a 100000 or more, but still, you’d be f**ked. Utterly f**ked, so there you go

But that’s what makes this guy so great. Hes so unpredictable, and so unique…its just amazing, and being able that he can draw on peoples anger…that’s masterful

Psycho Mantis; the fourth wall’s No.1 public enemy

Battle video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayZG-RJCUYs


3. Rival, from Pokemon Red, Blue and Yellow versions



I think they should re-name this guy Jerk. Because…this guy is just a freaking jerk

Now for those of you who have little of an idea about what the games are, don’t worry…I’ll tell you in a later entry. But all you need to know for now is that this guy (his real name can be decided by the player…I like calling him Kevin…just sayin’) is your rival from birth



Indeed…and although out the game, this guy will both challenge and mock you. That may make you want to tear out his organs (if your sensitive), but for the most part its bearable.

But at the end of the game, after you’ve defeated the elite four (basically the four most powerful people in the world), your supposedly champion…right

Wrong, this guy is

>:(

I have to say, that just the fact that you know this is your final battle, just makes this fight all the more epic. You’ll be watching every move of the match, I assure you, and every time he makes your Pokemon di- I mean faint, you’ll be blurting out swear words so loud it’ll make loudspeakers seem like deformed lamp shades.

The fight is just great, your rival is great…or rather an a**, and it is by far the most epic fight in this top 10

Rival; the only guy in the whole world who deserves absolute irredeemable Poke-Pwnage

Boss Battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxZxoMlJO-c


2. The Dahaka, from Prince of Persia Warrior Within



Again drawing from Prince of Persia (it’s a good game series, obviously), this guy is a prime example of a stalker

While stalker characters in video games isn’t a new idea (hell, have you seen the game System shock. The final Boss constantly sees you), this guy certainly seems to be the most threatening. Lets take this game situation-

You’ve just killed a ton of enemies, and are about to go to another place in the game. But all of a sudden, the screen goes slightly brown, and the camera zooms to a giant dark husk walking slowly behind you, where before he wasn’t there. The music turns unpredictable and menacing, and you have to literally run for your life as giant tentacles and a teleporting, yet slow walking dark giant chases you

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Worse still is when you’re in an area where you have to wall jump out of or perform another type of skill, because you can potentially fail and he can instantly kill you with a single touch.

But your thinking, that’s not boss-ish, that’s just…not boss-ish. Well, predictably you do fight him, in one of the two alternate endings within the game (though you have to play the canon (it means real) version)

After you’ve subdued the empress of time (don’t ask, too long to explain), the Dahaka comes in all his menacing glory, and starts to rape-kill her. The Prince (the main character) realizes that she shouldn’t be killed (possibly due to her innocence, or him wanting to get freaky with her), and in a rage attacks the Dahaka, and let me tell you, he hasn’t gotten lazy chasing you

He’ll mostly attack you with his tentacles, but if you can dodge them, you can lay some clean hits on him. But this f**ker has some considerable health, and will take a beating easily, so expect to be a while with him

Its also likely he’ll kill you first before you kill him, making him a boss that you constantly re-visit to kill, which I don’t mind if you can kill him after, say, 3 times. But more then that, and it becomes a problem, and on the Dahaka…it depends. It took me 3 times before I could put the bugger down, but if you cant kill him more times after that, like 5…then how the hell did you get this far into the game?

But regardless, this beastly personification of fate both inspires fear and power, but can also back it up ten fold

The Dahaka; Making you think twice before you cheat fate…seriously, tentacle rape-age…that’s brutal

Boss Battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CvrCfUkjWg


Well, there’s my top 9 favourite bosses. Lets run through it real quick

10. Emperor and Darth Vader
9. The Great Mighty Poo
8. Bowser
7. Giygas
6. Darth Traya
5. Sword and Axe
4. Psycho Mantis
3. Rival
2. The Dahaka


Your probably curious as to who I consider to be the greatest ass-kicking, most fear inspiring, aggravating boss…so I wont deny you the pleasure any further. My no.1 greatest boss is…


1. Mike Tyson, from Mike Tyson’s punch out



Oh My F**king God Its Mike Tyson! EVERYBODY RUN FROM HIS DISFIGURED SPRITE!

Yes, Mike Tyson is my the greatest boss of all time. How can he not be…his real life counterpart was a beast, so naturally its fair to assume that his game counterpart is…and is he

Obviously

Not only was this guy like twice your height, but also he was your personal Satan…and you were his b**ch. He is near unbeatable, and very few people can actually beat this guy.

The game itself isn’t big on story and game length, and while the boss fights before him are manageable, Tyson is just a raging bull. He’s…just too strong, and I’ve actually faced him…yeah, and as you can imagine, he kicked my ass so hard I have both mental and physical scars :( . But regardless, he is still an incredible final boss, and although theres little build-up to him, he doesn’t need it. All you need to know is that Little Mac (the main character…explanationess FTW) will be in Hospital soonafter…with Bowser…and not in that way either


Mike Tyson; The greatest boss of them all...and probably the most disfigured

Boss Battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hu69QEHhvNo

So there’s my top 10 greatest bosses. What do I think of them…well, they’re great. I think I got the top 3 right, but Im not so sure before that. But what did you think. Post your opinions about this or any other stuff…or maybe, I know, help or criticism

Bt3 >.>

But it’s only with your help that I can become greater than Iam at blogging :)

From The View Of The Onlooker- Top 10 Greatest Bosses (1)

Part 1

How you doin’ imaginary hot woman…I mean my fans (sorry, I guess my senses are already failing me…even at 14), heres s**ting out the sixteenth entry. But, lets see how you all took my latest c**p

Abby Lever- Im not just skipping to David Tennant without going over his usually old predecessors first. I need etiquette…plus the fact that this is a smart-arse opinion blog, and I can get away with more things than in real life. Heh heh, Im my own awesome god in my own little reality

Godliness (Specifically my godliness) FTW

The Unwashed Mass- Hmm…you’re right! I have to say that what you picked out felt like a subconscious thing to me, so…yeah, I’ve been shown up. Um…

The Unwashed Mass FTW

But still, I should have included that, so my bad >.>

Andrew- I can emphasize with you. Being a nuWho fan, when I first learned more about the old series, its fair to say that I barely got it (I’ve improved a little since then).

My only solution is to just give it time. I’d still recommend you watch the new series, but ease into it and understand it first. Then learn more about the old series along with its episodes, and eventually, it should make sense

But go at your own pace. You should make time for it, but don’t let it become a chore. Just get into it more, and you should become a more understanding fan


Now that I have got those comments out of the way (…its incredibly draining, like doing a math test while running on a treadmill while singing Pokerface…try that next time you go to the gym, and then you’ll know my struggle), lets go to the topic at hand, and my first top 10 list (hopefully the first of many), the Top 10 Greatest Bosses!



Videogames, there virtually loved by everyone…okay, loved by every man ( Sexist comments are secksy :p ), and definitely one of the best things about them are the bosses…until they start raping you like the frightened little sheep you are. But still, they’re usually the first embodiments of Bad-ass-ment we ever encounter as children, and I’ve picked out my favourite 10 over my small lifespan. So…enjoy

10. Darth Vader and the Emperor from The Force Unleashed



Being from a fairly recent game (and also a fairly old film trilogy (the new one just sucks)), these two dark lords have long been symbols of pure evil. I believe they need no introduction

Introduce The Force Unleashed, a game that I’d say would comes 10/10 in gameplay. It was a great game, and its story actually fitted in extremely well. In it, you play as D-Vader’s secret apprentice, called Starkiller. Here he is-



Darth Vader kills his parents at a young age (cybernetic douche), and basically he raises you to become a tool of destruction…awesome =D

Through a long story (which I can’t be bothered writing…GO BUY THE DAMN GAME), you eventually have to fight Darth Vader/ and The Emperor, and well…they put you through your paces

I mean, in near all the fights before them, you AngerRape (alright, you kill…my phrase sounds better though) just about everyone because of all the various force and lightsaber techniques you possess (its even better on the Wii…I mean the remote just becomes the hand of God, really), but when you get up to these two Sith, they flip the death switch, and then it becomes your turn to enjoy there wrath. Seriously, they are HARD, but after about 3 turns when you get a view of how they do things, I’d say you’re able to kill them. But before you can do that, all you’ll be saying is-

’Ahh, Goddamnit, I hate you F**kin A**holes, stop killing me d**hole, Arrrgh…that’s it, RANDOM ANGER SPAZ OUT ATTACK!!!!!’

Alright, maybe I just said that

The only reasons Im ranking them so low is because of how naturally easy the game is, due to the incredibly overpowered force abilities and moves combined with proper control. Sure, you probably won’t kill em’ the first time round, but after that, it literally conforms to the rest of the game in terms of difficulty.

Darth Vader and The Emperor are amazing characters, don’t get me wrong, but the battle(s?) is/are just a little too weak for the game. A bit more difficulty

Darth Vader and The Emperor; showing us that the dark side has never looked more powerful

Battle Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLWWi88dj2w (Darth Vader)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0QVK6Bjm-c (The Emperor)


9. The Great Mighty Poo, from Conkers Bad Fur Day (and Conker: Live and reloaded (It’s the 360 version))



Holy s**t…literally

This boss was…interesting. Of course, we all think a hard to beat boss is s**t, but this guy was actually that. For those of you who don’t know, the game itself (Conkers Bad Fur Day) was originally intended to be ‘cute and out to make some money’, but after some recent reviews of games similar to it, the producers of it got the risqué idea to add all the essential adult things, such as-

-Guns

-Women

-And alcohol

And the Great Mighty Poo is the result of this. Honestly, this boss is more laughable than impressive, because if its size wasn’t enough…it sings opera.

OUTRAGEOUS

And Im sticking by that, because…this boss is just so unique, but for all the wrong reasons. That’s its main fault. Unique bosses are always fun and generally praised, but this turd…well it shows its weakness. It’s a crappy fight from me, simply put, and I swear its just there so the programmers could just get memorable…which they actually did

The Great Mighty Poo, showing us that no matter what you do (rhyming FTW), at least you didn’t s**t out this creation


Battle Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWkj0SNilQc (Nintendo 64)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsGHTx8-frs (Xbox 360)


8. Bowser (all versions)



How could I not include that lovable dino-turtle, he’s probably the definitive boss nowadays.

Bowser made his first appearance in 1985 after a long period of unemployment (bet you didn’t know that), and the first time people saw that twisted smiling sprite firing fireballs of total death at you, we knew we were going to like him forever. Not only did he have the EXACT right amount of difficulty for us to destroy him, he also looked the part of an evil kidnapping monster, even back then. He was just brilliant he first time we saw him

And the second

And the third

And the fourth

And the fifth…

That’s my reason for ranking him so low, its because hes overused. Not that that’s always a bad thing, but in the case of the Mario series, ehh…my attention starts waver. But I think Nintendo has proved that they’re willing to stick to Bowser, because the other times they’ve created main villains, they’ve been…not very memorable. Perhaps Im making a mistake ranking him so low, but…he’s just a tired out villain.

Plus the fact that most of the battles with him aren’t exactly challenging. Im saying this because of playing both the original Super Mario, and New Super Mario Bros/Wii. Some of them are unique, but the majority of them are basically same as either jumping on an axe (or some type of button), or incorporating some 3D aspects of an environment (eg. Super Mario Sunshine...you basically mega jump some buttons). But in the case of the latest one...besides having a giant Bowser chase you, it s possible to beat him after a couple of go's (better still with a 2nd player), and while impressively hard, it doesnt leave as much of a noticable after effect in my opinion

He may have medical care better then the NHS (lol, I don’t even know much about the NHS), but I think psychologically, this character is probably going through therapy after having nightmares of a fat Italian plumber.

Bowser; covered in spikes on the outside, but torn-up on the inside

Battle Video (from New Super Mario Bros Wii)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87SbsDI1pXU


7. Giygas, from Mother 3, Earthbound



A swirling mass of evil…that’s pure description right there

I doubt none of you have played anything from the Mother series, or even heard of anything from the series (neither have I), but to give you the rundown, its one of those Japanese style adventure with in game friends sorta games…kinda reminds me of Final Fantasy. But to the point, the game was especially light-hearted with its cartoony animation style and friendly characters. Seeing a dark moment in this was like the chances of Pluto not being a planet

But both happened

This final Boss was pure evil. He had no specific form…he was just evil energy, and that’s hardcore. And he had a nice fight to coincide with him as well.

When one reaches this vortex of a boss, you’ll meet a fat pig-human boy called master Pokey, who has been working for Giygas all along (If only the main characters had a Tazer, then hurting him would be justifiable AND fun). But killing Giygas himself is incredibly hard, because while you can’t kill him, you HAVE to stay alive. When you eventually start to lose HP and PP (Health and Power points), you think that’s it,

Game Over Man!

Well, in one of the most ‘pure’ moments in Video Game History, all the characters you meet in your travels start to prey for your safety, thus allowing you to harm Giygas more significantly, and eventually kill him

But, during all this, I must mention of the incredibly disturbing image that Giygas takes



Look again... I'll help you



A FETUS. Due to one of this games concepts being time travel, it is said that Adult Giygas’s evil spread to his fetal form, thus meaning that you’re…well a baby killer

Giygas; Making killing an evil creature ever so guilty… HES A GODDAMN FETUS!

Battle Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC-VZv5cUuM


6. Darth Traya, from Star Wars Knights Of The Old Republic 2



Talk about such a cold character. While she may have been the final game boss, Darth Traya…is kinda the character you sympathise with

Why…well she’s a main character. Not just that, she’s also a playable character (as in you can increase vitality and stuff), and she’s not really known as Darth Traya, you call her Kreia

As is the fashion in RPG-Games, you can usually find out more about playable characters by talking to them (Wow, I never thought of that), and in Kreia’ s case… It turns out she was the master of the main character in the last game, and she was exiled from the Jedi Order, became a sith, and was exiled again. But enough of that, Bt3

When you finally battle her, she’s pretty easy at first…all you do is slice off her remaining hand (don’t ask), but you’ll regret doing that, because then uses the force the control three lightsabers, and… they’ll own you…hard

But if you manage to destroy them, then you’ve finally finished. HOO-ray. A major reason for ranking this boss in this way is just because of all the story coinciding with her. You can tell that a lot of effort has been put into her story, and even though her final fight is okay, it doesn’t matter because the story somehow boosts this, which to that end is just brilliant

Darth Traya; if you cut off her other hand…oh yeah, she will destroy you >:(

Battle Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRf5CP9GOV0

My Nintendo Event 2010

Hey, everybody, its your favourite Onlooker. Firstly, this is not an official entry, this is just something I did for fun, and secondly, I apologize for not posting in some time. This next entry, combined with all the c**p I’ve been going through has slowed me down, so my apologies. It’ll be out soon, I swear…


But to the topic at hand…I like Pokemon. I do, but I’ll cover that in a later entry. Annnyywaayyy…as some of you may know, they do Nintendo events for certain games at certain places, and though I’ve been to one before (at the Liverpool one…it was pretty good), this time, I decided to take pictures and share my bragging joy with you all

13th March 2010. It was a chilly morning…5c to be exact



The weather was okay for driving in, besides the threat of rain, so thus, I set off with my brother to Manchester


At a Roundabout


A traffic light...spectacular


Speedyness FTW


A signpost...pretty simple, but at least it wont lead you off somewhere like a SAT-NAV...damn device

Finally, after an hour or so, we made it too…Manchester


In all its decrepit, News-Channelly glory!


Anyway after a short walk that included


SUBWAY!!!!

I got to the GAME shop I was going to



Like any other fan, I was excited. After downloading some event Pokemon there (we’ll get to that), I decided to wander about








MARIO!!!



Is it me, or does that picture look...cramped and...wrong

I also played a new Pokemon game they were releasing on the 26th March (Pokemon Heartgold and Soulsilver). Good graphics, I must say, and they’ve pretty much kept gameplay the same…but that’s what I look forward to with Pokemon games. Overall…great. I think I’ll go to my local ASDA (An English Walmart) at the 26th and buy it

After about 10 minutes, I met a couple of hardcore fans (about 17-18…yeah, they were HARD-CORE), and we did what we were supposed to…we battled and traded

Long story short, I partnered up with another lad my age against two of the HARD-CORE fans…and we did moderately well against them. I took down three Pokemon of theirs before I went down, and unfortunately, we lost with ONE Pokemon on theres…it was a shiny Rayquaza…look it up.

And as for the trade…that took about 5 minutes. We couldn’t really come to an agreement for trades, though in the end we did about two, which was alright with me :) They were (NOTE: non fans wont understand this)

My Metang for Zangoose, and-

My Slowbro for Shuckle

Unfortunately, about an hour passed since arriving, and I had to go…for some reason? (Which feels like a kick to the balls, but there you go), but fortunately, I at least got to go to



SUBWAY!!!

That cheered me up (it was a foot long sub, with meatballs, lettuce and barbeque sauce…awesome)

And after eating, we left

But It’s STILL NOT OVER! Now that I could get to a table, I could finally take pictures of the things I got

Heres the event Pokemon I got…an Arceus











Ironically, I downloaded two of them for my two games, and they were both quiet natured…which in this case, FAILS!


I also heard of a deal where if you bought a Pokemon-related product, you could win a special prize…an Arceus Figurine. Lets see



The product I bought was a figure of Latias, which is pretty cool





And heres the Arceus figurine











A good £2 well spent


Anyway…that’s pretty much all the event in its entirety. It was pretty good, and Im glad I got to go…even If I did have to leave early



Thanx for reading, and…the next one’s coming soon :)

From The View Of The Onlooker- Doctor Who Part 2- The Second Doctor

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Wadup my non-lethal, and also psychotic fanlings, here is the fifteenth entry. But lets first check the virtual mail box of convenience…cos’ who doesn’t like mail



…I didn’t…I didn’t know that…um…didn’t see that coming

Jess Townsend- Sorry for not replying to your comment before (it was due to timing, sorry), that’s not usually like me

And will my entries be seen in the future—Of course. Why, well I like to think that I’ll become the biggest thing since buttered toast

Okay, maybe Im being too egotistical, but it is likely that my blog will be seen in the future. By which methods, who knows…

Oliver Smith- Okay, even though you may have had a bad day when writing on my last entry, Im glad you like my Blog. Hope you stay on as a fan in the future, so that eventually I will have a fan army large enough to STOP THE MARTIANS!

Nah, but seriously, hope you keep on as a fan

Shelly Hayes- Thanx for defending me back then, but everything has been resolved now, so…thanx for defending me, but we’re okay. I also guess its shown have great a fan you are :)


Okay, now that I’ve checked my mail equivalents of useless ads (Fan Abuse FTW), lets move onto the entry at hand…which is the second part of my Doctor Who entries, dealing with the second Doctor :D



Ahh, the 2nd doctor…he was a great improvement over his predecessor, played by the common character actor, Patrick Troughton (again, you won’t know him…in fact, that goes for every Doctor, just for clarification). While the 1st Doctor was a grandfather-ly figure who always seemed to an intellectual superior to all, the 2nd Doctor was making the transition to eccentric uncle, and though he kept his major intelligence, he was more willing to take a pro-active role in events (due to his younger age). But possibly the greatest phrase to describe him is this

He was a cosmic hobo

And no, not like…



No, he was just kinda…different, which would be built upon by later incarnations (most popularly the 4th doctor). He was a welcome breath of fresh air to fans, and by this stage in doctor who history, it looked like the show had a future, which must have been invigorating back then…

Okay, that last sentence seems to smart…even for one such as me (I mind-rape you all)

His true personality was that of a clown almost; he almost always seemed to act childish in a situation (like his keen use in the recorder…as in the instrument…F**k it, I’d rather call it a flute, its more common), but it was clear to most of his companions that behind this behaviour lay a hidden intelligence. This allowed him to play situations into his favour, and it added a kindness that allowed him to relate to all his companions. Yet beside this, he later developed a dark streak of ruthlessness, particularly against known enemies like the cybermen and Daleks. For example, he-

-Made sure that a group of weaponless Daleks on a ship would all die

-Sent an Ice Warrior (Martian lizards, basically…we could learn to kill Martians from the Doctor) fleet into the sun

0.0

This was the first real development of the Doctor’s dark side, and it was known to both scare and alienate his companions. And on that note, his multitude of companions were-

-Another Cockney…godammit, what’s with all the Cockneys

-A rich-ish B**ch

-A Scottish fellow

-An adult orphan…how does that work?

-And a young female scientist…but girls can’t be scientists…heh heh

Notably however, there are two people that need to be mentioned that the Doctor met on his travels. Firstly, was the Scottish fellow, Jamie McCrimmon


(That’s pure Scottish looks right there… :P)

This guy was one of the Doctors longest serving companions, but only in the sense that he met another of the doctors incarnations (the sixth Doctor…Im going to be dealing with him pretty soon…sigh)

He even died with the Doctor, killing some Cybermen on Marinus (I…know it’s a planet, but that’s it)

And the second person is possibly one of the Doctors most famous ‘companions’ ( I think he only started travelling later), Sir Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, or more commonly known as The Brigadier



This guy was kinda like the spiritual predecessor of Jack Harkness, and he certainly was popular in the same effect that he seemed cooler than the Doctor…Ehh he wins against the second Doctor, but that’s not really saying much…lol.

The Brigadier’s popped up in Doctor Who history more times then people have compared Takeshi’s Castle to Total Wipeout (makes Total Wipeout look like a playground), and for good reason; he was a great character, a prime English Military person, and who doesn’t like that. He also formed UNIT, which in a way was also a spiritual predecessor to Torchwood, though we’d only see more of UNIT in later years.

Bt3 though

The Second doctor’s life ended rather ironically when the Time Lords finally decided to take action against the Doctor jumping through history…at least they didn’t do it later, that would have been kinda r**arded. They were first planning on executing him (Killing the Doctor FTL >:( …FTL FTW :) ), but due to interference from the Celestial intervention agency (try saying that 5 times fast…actually you’d probably get it…dammit), he allowed to regenerate instead, however, he would be exiled on Earth in the 20th century (much to his bother). This paved the way for the Third Doctor and the omnibus-like stage of Doctor Who’s life, but I’ll save that for the third part in my tribute series.

On my list of Greatest Doctors, he comes in at-



He comes in at 8th, one better then Hartnell.

Like near every incarnation of the Doctor, it wasn’t that he was bad, that would be the opposite of who (who lol) he was, but it was just that most of his traits seem under developed compared to later incarnations, which you can’t really blame him for, but in my list, Im comparing performance without any issues, so…yeah, he comes in number 8. Sorry Patrick…



Ehh…I think he lost it during regeneration…its just not as effective

I first want to say that for my past and future Doctor who related entries, I want to give credit to Doctor Who Wiki for giving me information. I forgot to mention it last time (I’ll have to edit that), but it’s the thing that’s giving me all my confirmed information. Without it, I’d know C**p all about past Doctor Who, so I give my credit. Theres a link below if you want to check it out, which I’d suggest actually-

http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Who_Wiki

As always, post a comment on what you thought of this entry and other things, because without your help, I wont be a great blogger…Im improving though, which is awesome

As Im writing this, I’d also like to say that Im making a new background for my Blogger page (because the dark blue is kinda boring), and that in a couple of weeks, im hoping to upload…but don’t think so soon, because its acting a complete b**ch…sigh

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(Insert Star trek ‘live long and prosper’ symbol (Seriously, everybody does it today)) my evil, yet somehow lovable, army of fans, heres shipping you the fourteenth entry. But as always, lets hear from employee comments…by which I mean fan comments. Im actually being serious here…you’re all working for me now. Your job, soldier in my elite army, hours, 9:am till 8:pm, pay, NONE! >:( , and finally a firm dental and retirement plan…because you actually need those in life.



Geof- Ooh…a willing employee/minion. Well…as you see above, the job specifications are there…so, you can start Monday, if everything goes that way. Okay, welcome to The Onlooker’s Army of FanMinions

:p

Nah, but seriously, thanx for the comment, they are my food source. Though, by start of my blog, do you mean-



-My first couple of entries, or



-That particular one



Its not an important, or big, issue, but Iam a little curious…George :p



Abby Lever- Really…you know, I actually think most of you fans have became predictable. For example



Louisah wants a wind entry (you got what you wanted, finally…I bet next you expect a pay of two coffees per day…the nerve)



And you seem to be turned on…a lot. A tip, men don’t like being told by women when their horny about other men…unless its them. Seriously, it either p**ses them off, or…something unusual. Sigh…let me guess…you probably want an entry or sex related things in the future…don’t you (and if not, then I PRAY to God I haven’t given you an idea)



Alrighty then, lets go on to Adventure by which I mean the long awaited entry on wind



Sigh…okay, I thought I’d only ever sink so low as to do an ENTIRE entry on Robert Pattinson, but this…is lower. Not because its worse (Robert…your just a girl magnet. By natures law, Men get angry at you easily)



Well, Im going to count this as a comment, so…



Robert Pattinson’s Action figure (with emo posing action)- You haven’t been on because…I just can’t be a*sed, and it is your fault because I say so…that’s why you’re an action figure…Neh nah neh neh nah :D)

But as I was saying, its not because its worse, its because…its wind. It’s F**king boring. I mean, who honestly gives a damn about the wind. The only time you ever pay attention to it is when it feels like being a jerk…specifically when it ruins your hair. For me, it only ever blew my hair when it was mosher style long, but thanks to having a nice spiky style now, Iam blessed without this curse. But for others (Namely you Louisah…you’re the only one who wanted this entry excessively), it apparently must be Satan’s evil fart gas, because lord knows it can’t be explained scientifically. But still, if you really want me to say, then I will-



There, that’s that part done and dusted. But there is still is more to do with it.

My biggest grudge against it is when you open a window, and then automatically all the heat is sucked out!… bull**ap. When I open a window, I want it to be slightly colder, not ice age level. Its just not fair…seriously >:(


Damn you, laws of physics (and possibly magic)


But uh…yeah, it seems for the common person, wind is just a nuisance…which I’d definitely agree on. But then you have to think that if there was no wind, life would be incredibly horrible…in fact, RP drew up a sketch of what the world would be like without wind-



Damnit Pattinson, that’s not what the world would be like without wind. Firstly, why is it called Pattinson ville, and second, why is it futuristic!?!



No…it can’t. You fail…completely. Though of course, I can’t do much worse then to turn you into an action figure (you don’t have genitals, ha), so I’ll just have to do this



There, take that…even if it was a little harsh

Bt3, though


We need wind, but don’t like it…ain’t that a bi**h. But Wind does have its better aspects, like for example…its one of the four elements. You know, wind, fire, water and earth…they’re awesome (fire especially), and thus, so is wind…rather ironically

Its also helped in making many things, like sails and windmills. Both wouldn’t work without wind…and hell’, just about everything would be affecting, so yeah…I think I’ll revoke that f*ck you to wind

Sorry :/

But I think that’ll finish up this entry now, because…well it’s wind. Its cr*p most of the time, but we need it, and have always needed it…and that’s all I can say about it. If it was disappointing, then…sorry, I guess. Maybe I’ll remake the entry when I need to again…maybe though





You know what…I take back that revoke. Wind, go f**k yourself…there, you all satisfied?